ANAGRAMS
An anagram is the rearranging of the letters of a word or words to form a new word or words. The following are exceptionally clever and have a similar meaning as the original word or phrase.
WHEN YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS OF:
DORMITORY, you get....DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST, you get...EVIL'S AGENT
DESPERATION, you get...A ROPE ENDS IT.
THE MORSE CODE, you get...HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES, you get...CASH LOST IN 'EM
MOTHER-IN-LAW, you get...WOMAN HITLER
ALEC GUINNESS, you get...GENUINE CLASS
A DECIMAL POINT, you get...I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES, you get...THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO, you get...TWELVE PLUS ONE
CONTRADICTION, you get...ACCORD NOT IN IT
THE PUBLIC ARE GALLERIES, you get...LARGE PICTURE HALLS I BET
GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, you get...HUGE BERSERK REBEL WARTHOG
GEORGE BUSH, you get...HE BUGS GORE
RONALD WILSON REAGAN, you get...INSANE ANGLO WARLORD
LEROY NEWTON GINGRICH, you get...YON RIGHT-WINGER CLONE
THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY, you get...TEACHER IN VAST POVERTY
Here is a Special One:
"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR A MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND" (NEIL A ARMSTRONG)
you get...A THIN MAN RAN; MAKES A LARGE STRIDE; LEFT PLANET, PINS FLAG ON MOON!
ON TO MARS!
And the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA, can be rearranged with no letters left over, and using each letter only once, you get...TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS