OK, i admit it, this one is going to be obscure. It’s based on a song called "The Zucchini Song" performed by Tim Curry for Saturday Night Live back in the early 80's. I've not seen the actual performance, but the song on audio only is funny enough.

Spoiler for "Banks of the Lethe"

(Sung by Beka to the Tyr and Rommie)

NO, really, really really..
A little song, a little song, called The Walter Plant song. (Slaps Tyr on the shoulder)
It will bring a smile on your faces...

(clears throat)

Now on this ship there lives a girl I think we all doth know
She grew a plant named Walter for Hydroponics Bay
And when the crew got wind of it, they came from the Port side
And when they saw what she had grown, everybody cried...

OH!! What a beauty, we've never seen one as nice as that before
OH, OH! What a beauty,grown from a seed, it's lush with lots of buds
And it's such a lovely color, so big and green and high
We've never seen a Walter plant as pretty as all that
OH, OH, What a beauty, we've never seen one as nice as that before

Trance was leaning on the Obs. Deck rail late the other day
She beckoned to our Harper who works not so far away
She took him to Hydroponics and showed it him with pride
And when he saw, the height of it, our little Harper sneezed....

OOOOOHH!!! What a beauty, I've never seen one as nice as that before (sneeze)
OH, OH! What a beauty, grown from a seed, it's lush with lots of buds (sneeze)
And it's such a lovely color, so big and green and high
We've never seen a Walter plant as pretty as all that
OH, OH, What a beauty, we've never seen one as nice as that before (cough)

Third verse, worse than the first...

And then the Perseids boarded, and everybody kvetched
They worked on the Transporter, using Rommie's memory
Testing led our Harper to try the gadget out
He used Walter for transporting, soon Perseids began to shout...

Now, what do you think they shout?

OOOOOHHH!!! What a beauty, we've never seen one blow up like that before
OH, OH! What a beauty, it's leaves were lush but now it lives no more
It was such a lovely color, so big and green and high
We've never seen a Walter plant grow quite as nice as that
OH, OH!! What a beauty, we've never seen one blow up like that
We've never seen one blow up like that
We've never seen one blow up like that before!!!