No spoilers on this one

No spoilers on this one. I’m pretty sure it's PG...

I don’t know if the song has been done, but it's called "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.

I've got this picture

And it's of Tyr

He wrote "Surrender"

Bet you will too

I sit here planning when I've nothing else to do.

Oh, it's in color

His hair is Black

His eyes like chocolate

He's in chainmail

I kiss it often when there's no one else around.

I've linked his website, I've wrote him letters

I'd like a million of him all to myself

I bribed this pixie, to take his catscan

So I could look at him from inside as well.

Tyr's got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Nietzschean I think I'm turning Nietzschean I really hope so.

I've linked his website, I've wrote him letters

I'd like a million of him all to myself

I bribed this pixie, to take his catscan

So I could look at him from inside as well.

Tyr's got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Nietzschean I think I'm turning Nietzschean I really hope so.

No spurs, no nanos, no genes, no kludges

No pride, no kin, no wives, no wonder I'm bummed...

Everyone at work thinks I'm a total psycho

Everyone at home knows I'm the black sheep weirdo

Every One...

I'm turning Nietzschean I think I'm turning Nietzschean I really hope so.

(Hope so, hope so, hope so)

I'm turning Nietzschean I think I'm turning Nietzschean I really hope so.