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Yes, I did get a bit carried away with all of the colors. I'm sure your feelings could be described by one of the sentiments below, LOL.

I LOVE CATS.....
THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. OUT OF MY MIND.
BACK IN FIVE MINUTES.

COVER ME,
I'M CHANGING LANES. AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS. LAUGH ALONE AND THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

CONSERVE TOILET PAPER, USE BOTH SIDES. REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS. I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK!

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY; OTHER TIMES I LET HER SLEEP. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE. WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH.

MONTANA --- AT LEAST OUR COWS ARE SANE! I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN. WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL TO MEN LACK AMBITION.

YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONORS STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEWS, GO OUT AND MAKE SOME. I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

WHEN YOU DO A GOOD DEED, GET A RECEIPT, IN CASE HEAVEN IS LIKE THE IRS. SORRY, I DON'T DATE OUTSIDE MY SPECIES. NO RADIO - ALREADY STOLEN

REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES. I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE. WHERE THERE'S A WILL, I WANT TO BE IN IT!

OKAY, WHO STOPPED THE PAYMENT ON MY REALITY CHECK? IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE OF MEAT? FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT!

TELL ME TO "STUFF IT' - I'M A TAXIDERMIST. IRS: WE'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE GOT. TIME IS THE BEST TEACHER; UNFORTUNATELY IT KILLS ALL ITS STUDENTS.

IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER. LOVE: TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST.

SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL. PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE. A BARTENDER IS JUST A PHARMACIST WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE.....VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL! WARNING! ... DATES IN CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE. WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART? WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET AND HUNGRY. THEN THINGS GET WORSE.

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST. ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LOTTERY: A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH.

FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES. VERY FUNNY, SCOTTY. NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES. PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY.

CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS. I SOUPORT PUBLIK EDEKASION SWF WITH P.M.S LOOKING FOR SWM WITH B.M.W OR I.R.A

BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER..... 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT & THOSE WHO CAN'T

WHY IS 'ABBREVIATION' SUCH A LONG WORD? EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN? I KILLED A 6-PACK JUST TO WATCH IT DIE.

AUNTIE EM, HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS TAKING THE DOG. - DOROTHY SEX ON TELEVISION CAN'T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU FALL OFF. LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF.

I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE. GENERALLY, ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE FALSE.

MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT. TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE. I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"...TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK. ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES.

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I LOVE CATS..... THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN	WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.	OUT OF MY MIND. BACK IN FIVE MINUTES.
COVER ME, I'M CHANGING LANES.	AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.	LAUGH ALONE AND THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
CONSERVE TOILET PAPER, USE BOTH SIDES.	REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS.	I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK!
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY; OTHER TIMES I LET HER SLEEP.	CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE.	WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH.
MONTANA --- AT LEAST OUR COWS ARE SANE!	I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN.	WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL TO MEN LACK AMBITION.
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONORS STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.	IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEWS, GO OUT AND MAKE SOME.	I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
WHEN YOU DO A GOOD DEED, GET A RECEIPT, IN CASE HEAVEN IS LIKE THE IRS.	SORRY, I DON'T DATE OUTSIDE MY SPECIES.	NO RADIO - ALREADY STOLEN
REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES.	I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.	WHERE THERE'S A WILL, I WANT TO BE IN IT!
OKAY, WHO STOPPED THE PAYMENT ON MY REALITY CHECK?	IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE OF MEAT?	FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT!
TELL ME TO "STUFF IT' - I'M A TAXIDERMIST.	IRS: WE'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE GOT.	TIME IS THE BEST TEACHER; UNFORTUNATELY IT KILLS ALL ITS STUDENTS.
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER.	LOVE: TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS.	ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST.
SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL.	PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE.	A BARTENDER IS JUST A PHARMACIST WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?	FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE.....VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL!	WARNING! ... DATES IN CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.	WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART?	WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET AND HUNGRY. THEN THINGS GET WORSE.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.	ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.	LOTTERY: A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH.
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES.	VERY FUNNY, SCOTTY. NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES.	PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY.
CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS.	I SOUPORT PUBLIK EDEKASION	SWF WITH P.M.S LOOKING FOR SWM WITH B.M.W OR I.R.A
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.	BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER.....	3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT & THOSE WHO CAN'T
WHY IS 'ABBREVIATION' SUCH A LONG WORD?	EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?	I KILLED A 6-PACK JUST TO WATCH IT DIE.
AUNTIE EM, HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS TAKING THE DOG. - DOROTHY	SEX ON TELEVISION CAN'T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU FALL OFF.	LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF.
I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?	THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.	GENERALLY, ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE FALSE.
MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT.	TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE.	I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"...TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK.	ESCHEW OBFUSCATION.	I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES.