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TURKEY IN THE BUSH Just when you thought President Clinton cornered the market on getting ahead in the White House, President George W. Bush was caught in a compromising position with a turkey named "Liberty" at the annual turkey pardoning event at the White House, three days ahead of Thanksgiving, November 19, 2001. The fortunate bird will spend the rest of his days on a farm in Virginia (woder if they offered the same deal to Monica?). With the president are turkey industry pimps, representatives Jeff Radford (L) and Stuart Proctor. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (don't believe it?... see for yourself
Dennis Miller Too Live? well, for years intellectuals and the wasted have enjoyed the senscient ramblings of Dennis Miller late at night when normal people slept... and then ABC decided it missed Howard Cosell and brought in Dennis Miller to bring whole new audiences to Monday Night Football... of course the average Monday night Football viewer could only sit and scratch their heads (or more likely other parts of their anatomy) wonderinf what the hell that psuedo yuppie hippie wiseass freak is saying... well, now everyone can know... the good (or strange) folk at the Encyclopedia Britannica have brought us The Annotated Dennis Miller... that's right, now you can click on the web and find out just what Dennis meant with his obscure and irreverent references each Monday night... football fans everywhere can sleep easier now...
Girl Scout Cookies? The Girl Scouts have added technology to their curriculum, training girls in skills like web surfing and building web pages. They call it "The Edge" and soon seven million scouts will be writing cookies as well as selling their cookies on the world wide web.
The Genome Album? Here's something you won't find on your newstand every day, a CD containing the entire human genome... look for Prospect magazine and you'll find a CD attached (marketing gimmick or the start of Everyman's Brave New World?... you be the judges)... It's not fully programmable yet... I wonder when they'll come out with an instruction manual... read on, gnome
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