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LETTERS TO STRANGERS
...WORDS I HAVE POSTED PUBLICALLY IN VARIOUS PLACES IN RESPONSE TO OTHERS WORDS...
...a friend is a stranger waiting to be met...
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January 16, 2000
raisins could do not better!
and I thought I was reading all the posts and suddenly there are whole new threads (well, new to me) cuz I reset and redownloaded the NG...
so I must know... were the faggoroyes a matched set or would they be available separately?
were the half lizards half of the same lizard therein forming a full symmetric lizard if purchased and stitched together, or were the two halfs of two different lizards that would form a mismatched pair?... and if the latter, would there be compensation from the government?...
how far did the old Oriental runner run?...
does a dying cow give sour milk?
was Rev F.O. Morris also the writer of the pooper-scoop laws?
do the leather sundries actually fit the miniature Spaniards or will additional clothing need to be purchased separately?...
was the "Girl with Tits" a nude?
did the french vaseline fish smell like tuna?
was the ferrets condition a sign of the quality of care at the old hospital?...
I would have to have these questions answered before submitting any orders,
thank you
consumerably, Evan Lee Distributed
>For several years, Kerry and Charlotte St Johnston produced an annual
>selection of some of the more intriguing items in the catalogues of
>their local sale rooms. In 1991, the list ran:
> An old Oriental runner
> Coloured engraving after Dendy Sadler, "Same to you dear"
> Oxo cube tin, bust of Dickens and a giroscope [sic]
> Two erns on plintles
> Two half lizards
> Watercolour, "Chickens on the Track", Signed Mogadone
> Two Faggeroyes
> Postcard of the Lady Ratclif and another of pigs
> Spelter figure of a wild boor being a pen wipe
> Dior crocodile handbag and an old Fry chocolate box
> Glazed pottery bear shaker and a leather parrot
> Hair curlers, 4 bundles curtains and a stuffed bat
> Pair of riding boots, folding camp bed and four chamber pots, one
>with grebe
> A complete stuffed baby alligator with original hat
> An oleograph study of a dying cow
> A single volume, "Dogs and their Doings" by the Rev F.O. Morris
> Watercolour of a hole, signed A. Shagyard, 1896
>
>And in 1992:
>
> Pair of miniature spaniards and box of leather sundries
> 3 piece suit in Mustard and Green Dralon
> Pair of Eastern Rubbings and a bed pan
> A Belfast fink etc.
> Three elaborately worked evening hags
> Scotsman's brass knocker
> A quantity of bunting and an Algerian fag
> Six old flutes and a toffee hammer
> Watercolour, "Girl with Tits", B. Grummond, 1902
> Cast Iron Gamekeeper
> Oil, "Sailors attempting to hook a boy", signed M. R. Flail
> Print at of a nude and the Mayor of Bristol
> Engraved print of the Pruke of Northumberland
> Stipple engraving. Lady and her little wog
> An old pocket wizard
> Print of deaf and dumb tramps
> A french vaseline fish
> The works of Josephus and a Pirelli calendar
> An old hospital bed and a stuffed ferret
> A box of bus terminators
>> were the faggoroyes a matched set or would they be available separately?
>You usually find there is at least one missing. A full, mint Faggeroye
>set is extremely valuable today. Most of them are in private collections
>in Liechtenstein and Bavaria.
dang greedy Liechtensteinians and Bavarians...
I like their custard though...
>> a full symmetric lizard?
>See current discussion on rec.reptiles.preserved.reconstruction... I >think to
>go into the details here would be a bit off topic.
probably... unless the lizard is lonely or depressed, being apart from itself...
thank you for the further reference...
>> do the leather sundries actually fit the miniature Spaniards?
>In my own conversations with miniature Spaniards, I have found ill-fitting
>sundries to be a frequent cause of complaint. I would therefore advise caution
>on this one.
I appreciate your caution, I would not wish to add complaints of miniature
Spaniards to my critics... I've probably offended some Liechtensteinians and
Bavarians already... and perhaps a few lizards...
>For answers to the other questions, to save time I will refer you to the
>Official Stuffed Baby Alligator FAQ, currently in preparation.
I look forward to it's publication... will there be a matching set of footwear?
>Thanking you for your interest.
I hope to be paying higher interest soon,
the world bank has approved my request for imaginary funds...
honest interest, ric
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