LETTERS TO STRANGERS
...WORDS I HAVE POSTED PUBLICALLY IN VARIOUS PLACES IN RESPONSE TO OTHERS WORDS...
...a friend is a stranger waiting to be met...
On The Lighter Side of Poo Poo
THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE...
LETTERS TO STRANGERS
...WORDS I HAVE POSTED PUBLICALLY IN VARIOUS PLACES IN RESPONSE TO OTHERS WORDS...
...a friend is a stranger waiting to be met...
On The Lighter Side of Poo Poo
(a thread that started with a third re-post of an old flame {words of personal insult}... it was laughed off and went nowhere, demonstrating how to effectively douce a flame and render a Usenet troll impotent... eventually a new section, Rantsville, will open and that is where the revolving doors of flame wars can be found for anyone interested in reading debates)
>>>
>>>
>>>Maybe if this group had a real good enema the healing would be
>>>faster. Sure would get rid of a lot of poo poo, just joking now.
>>>Hugs
>>>
>>
>> maybe... the question would then be what's the poo poo
>> and what's not and then the question would be who would
>> decide and then we might acept that one person's poo poo
>> is another person's fertilizer and we all need fertilizer to
>> grow and prosper and heal so maybe we'd all agree to
>> allow each person to have their own poo poo and stop
>> trying to tell each other where to poop, when to poop and
>> how to poop and then we could all enjoy our own poo poo
>> and let others enjoy their own poo poo and step over any
>> poo poo we don't particularly like the smell of so there'd be
>> a sudden outbreak of peace on Earth, good will to all, and
>> tolerance for poo poo of all races, creeds, nationalities, and
>> varieties for anyone who poo poos here
>>
>> honest poop, ric
>>
>> "Maybe it's just a dream in me, Maybe it's just my style
>> Maybe it's just the freedom that I've found
>> Given the possibility, Of living up to the dream in me
>> You know that I'll be reaching for higher ground"
>> ~~ John Denver ~~
poo poo poop pee doop :P
LOLOL...
>Chloe wrote:
>Oh, what a sad Sat morning, Oh, what a disapointment......:(..
>And to think, we all thought you were so articulated...
>Sigh...(sound of deflating balloon inserted here: pfffft!).
yes, I am certainly betraying the loyal order of Webdiforous Xeniayatas, also
known as he who speaks with extra terestrialeth tongue, forked or spooned... he
has been known to cohabitate with cantanersorous erectus, a primordial oral
fungus often giving birth to splendiforous halitosis, but commonly mistaked for
gastrointesinal olfactory repellent...
>I am sure that David Duchovny would have varied the
>vocabulary here with a list of synonyms, images, and
>paranormal explanations -where Scully would translate by
>"Mulder, are you trying to tell me that poeple should be
>allowed to (BEEP) their (BLEEPADYBLEEP) wherever they BEEP?"
certainly the ramifications of such a proposal are of a scope that raises bigger
issues than that of which deodorant to apply this morning, but the complete text
of the treaty will not be released until seven stars align in the Altoona Nebula
causing a neutron vacuum that sucks in all the poo poo in the universe and dumps
in right here in this forum...
>I am sure there is no scientific explanation for this laxism
>of yours.
>;-)
it may have been the prunes... they were soft and squishy and didn't smell all
that well in the first place... I really don't know why they were served, or
eaten for that matter... the center for disease control in Atlanta has been put
on stand by just in case of further outbreaks...
>Saturday morning winks;-), tongue in cheeck,
now remember: don't bite down!
>Chloe
>(Ever noticed how hard it is to wink on one side and put
>your tongue against your cheek on the other? It must make
>great memorable piccies though. Send me one when you achieve
>that exploit. Mrs Brown who's got a lovely daughter says hi,
>and Mrs Robinson sent you the Beatles Coocoockachoo lyrics.
>I will ask them to send you a dictionary of synonyms next
>time;-:).
>
this puts me in mind of the great toon philosopher Wacko Warner who once said
there is more than enough room in this world for all the poo poo for all poo poo
once was something else because, as we all know, matter can not be created nor
destroyed, only eaten and digested...
so here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus sends you lonely hearts to blasthpeme
and mock Herman and his Mermits, hey, hey, hey, for they were into little
girls and Mrs. Brown almost sold them one before the Eggman and the Walrus
could come to save the day with Mighty Mouse and Friends (Jennifer Aniston
not withstanding)...
so, dear friends, perhaps the sermon for the day is to remember where
you put our poo poo, for if you do not you might step in it...
thank you all for coming to this service at the Holier Than Though Temple
of Poo Poo on channel 86, Orlando... we now return you to your regularly
scheduled Saturday morning cartoon show already in progress... l'chaim...
honest poo poo preaching, ric
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(and what began the thread was a re-post of a re-post or a flame
for the third time to start a new thread... why anyne would do
that is for you to decide... but this is how several responded)
>>>>ric wrote:
>>>> Wanderer wrote in regard to a repost of a previous flame
>>>> that started a new thread:
>>>> >???????????
>>>> >Bill
>>>>
>>>> dunno... they are ...'s markings aren't they?... maybe he's
>>>>gonna keep score again (friendly tease to ... :)
>>>>
>>>> or maybe someone is using ...'s markings for some reason... that
>>>>wouldn't be cool... seems some just don't want to let go of control
>>>>and grow... the best I can do is wish everyone well and hope everyone
>>>>heals and feels good about themselves... focus on the positive :)
(and then can the responses above, starting with the enema joke...
it was an exceptionally cruel flame and it died because it was
laughed at and not taken seriously... those who can not laugh at
insults would do best to ignore them and if ignoring them is too
challenging, then learn how to use newsgroup filters)
>>>> honest love, ric
>>>>
>>>> "And I know that love is everywhere
>>>> Always safe, always true
>>>> And exactly where it comes from
>>>> Is where it's going to"
>>>> ~~ John Denver ~~
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