- Adapted
from a satire by "Diamondback."
- ~~Smerelda~~
- HELLO!
"I just wanted to ..... no,* had* to tell you how much you mean to me.
I don't know what I would do without a great friend like you. You
are the number one best buddy I have ever had. Without you my
pathetic life would not be worth living. I would climb the highest
mountain, swim the deepest sea, walk across the hottest desert just
to tell you how incredibly special your friendship is to me."
- *smiles*
- *huggers*
GEORGIA 36th INFANTRY REGIMENT
*snuggles*
*kissy kisses*
except write you an actual message. You see, I love everyone in my
ICQ and email address book. They are all my best friends and I have
forwarded this URL to every one of them. Doesn't that make you feel
so-o-o-o special? There is even a 50/50 chance I never bothered to visit
this page before I forwarded it to you. he-he-he!"
I can't help it. The moment I see the word "forward" in a message I
immediately send it to everyone. It has become an obsession. I don't
have time to write a real message from my heart because I'm too busy
forwarding every URL, pretty poem, and story that comes my way.
And I won't stop until I've sent you the URL or every joke on the entire
World Wide Web. Then I'll send them all again.... In the same day."
are not my best friend in the whole world. You could be some total stranger
I met one time in some chat room. What was your name again?
Now that I have over 10 million in my address book and ICQ list, I really
can't keep up with everyone, so I just send URLs telling them how much
love I feel for each and every one of them."
*Rib-bit*
"Oops,
hold on a moment,
there's that little ICQ "froggie" sound! Oh Kewl I just got another
URL sent to me on ICQ. I'll forward it to everyone now , then I'll
bookmark it so I can go back later to see what was there."
*Uh-oh!*
oH!
Don't you just love that little ICQ sound?
"What's this??? Hey, wait a minute!
This one says if I forward this to everyone I will see a little
dog come running across my screen with a really big surprise!
Even says it is "not a lie." Now I may be a complete sucker for
every hug 'n' kiss-a-thon, and chain letter, but I'm not going to
fall for that old trick again. No way, not me. Instead I'll just
send it to 100 people on my list , pretend that's all the people
I know, and just see if it works!! he-he-he! ROFL! *snort*
*"You've
Got Mail!*
"Oh look! Someone
just sent me that cute ASCII hug again!
And don't you
just love the ASCII teddy bear???
WHAT?
You don't know what ASCII is???? It's those cute
little thingys made
out of letters on the keyboard and you get
to scroll and scroll
and scroll to see it."
were added to my list. But they said that I'm their best friend so maybe
we knew each other in a past life or something. I better forward it to
everyone on my list. I know that I've already sent this one to everybody
24 times, but just in case someone missed it or forgot how much I love
them, I'll send it again and again and again! I haven't had this much fun
since my failed frontal lobotomy surgery. Oh-h-h and speaking of
surgeries...did I send you the one about the kidney thieves? Y-I-K-E-S!!"
*You've
Got Mail* Hold on...incoming mail!!!
"Are you ready for this???? We can get free clothes from The Gap!!
Oh this is a must do - right now! Just forward-forward-forward.
That's all we have to do! Woo! Woo!"
"Well, even though
you may be my best friend in the whole world, I have
to be going now.
Maybe someday we will chat again and I can find out who
you really are (don't
count on it.) And besides I gotta hurry the last one
said if I don't FWD
to 10 people in the next 3 minutes, 1 arm and 1 leg will
drop off!! And we
don't want that do we???"
- *yeppers*
C'yaz.
Bub-bye.
*smooches*
TTFN! Luv u!
(((hugz)))
tee-hee! ROFL!
*grin*
Gotta stay in the loop..And here's how......"
- Click the bottle
to FWD: FWD: FWD: to your friends By Email
- OR...
While your browser is open and a "Snurkle Slurple" Page is loaded,
click on the user's name in your ICQ Contact List. Select Web Page
Address (URL). Click the Send button.
Send
to multiple users:
While
your browser is open and the page is loaded, click on one
of
the users' name in your ICQ Contact List. Select Web Page Address (URL).
Click
the More button. Click the Multiple Recipient button.
Select
the users you'd like to send the URL to. Click the Send button.
If
the correct URL does not appear in the ICQ URL Message window,
copy
the URL from your browser to the ICQ URL Message window.
