Don Juan Toes..
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while
after reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997".
A telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
hotel  in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review.
 
Room Service:  "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
....Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
... "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"
...  "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
   "Ow July den?"
... "What??"
..."Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"
... "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
..."Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
... "Crisp will be fine"
"Hokay. An San tos?"
..."What?"
..."San tos. July San tos?"
... "I don't think so"
... "No? Judo one toes??"
...  "I feel really bad about this,
but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
...  "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes?
Ow bow singlish mopping  we bother?"
... "English muffin!! I've got it!
You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
"No..just put the bother on the side."
... "Wad?"
...  "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
... "Copy?"
... "Sorry?"
..."Copy...tea...mill?"
..."Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
... "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother
honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
 
...  "Whatever you say"
... "Tendjewberrymud"
... "You're welcome"
 
 
"Why Not"

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