ATTENTION CHILDREN!! THE BATHROOM DOOR IS CLOSED!!CALGON.. TAKE ME AWAY....
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out.If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around and walk away.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
It is not broken. I am not trapped. And you do not have to scream "are you ok?" every five minutes.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there. But it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling, "She's in the BATHROOM!"
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was only funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, Legg-os, or notes under the door.
No, I am not going to have dinner in here.
No, I am not reading a book. I know Dad calls it the Reading Room, but I am not reading!
And yes, I still love you and have not forgotten how your face looks.
~~~Mom~~
Please sign my guestbook,
so I'll know you came to callGeez! All the above should keep you busy for a bit!! :-)