Business Card Titles

Here are some of the titles that I have used on business cards in the past:

Conjurer, World Traveler, Author, Daredevil, Barnstormer, Onetime Ruler of China and Former Federal Agent (all on one card)
Cybernetics Psychologist (from Robert Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
Electron Guidance Counselor (first used by Cal Diller of Tektronix)