Simpsons Quote Quiz

Can you name who said these lines?

 

  1. Yeah, I can totaly hear him saying that.
  2. Sure, we have order, but at what price?
  3. If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with some cigarettes and a short length of hose.
  4. I bent my wookie.
  5. No, the forks.
  6. We have a brown shoe.
  7. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantelope on the side.
  8. Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
  9. Just sit down, I'm embarrassed enough for the both of us.
  10. Night, Gus
  11. You're laying on my husband
  12. This elevator only goes to the basement.
  13. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.
  14. How many gazeboes do those she-males need?
  15. For that ending to be possible, you'd have to ignore all that Simpson DNA evidence.
  16. I get here faster when I drive in the car pool lane.
  17. Hey, a freezer geezer.
  18. There's no shame in being a pariah.
  19. Three prawns are hardly a galaxy.
  20. Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
  21. My daughter's not talented.
  22. Hello, St. Louis.
  23. This is where I come to cry.
  24. You promised me dog or higher.
  25. Somebody soiled our green.
  26. I'm a man of very few words.
  27. It's kinda like a lava lamp.
  28. This goes far beyond that giant inflatable Doseckies bottle.
  29. Who shot who in the what now?
  30. Take a hike Kojac.
  31. Get outta my office.
  32. I guess we'll be going down together.
  33. You know cousin Merle ain't been quite right.
  34. I, for one welcome our new insect overlords.
  35. Thanks for not eating me.
  36. You told people I lure children to my gingerbread house.
  37. These goggles do nothing.
  38. You can just sit back and feel your ass grow.
  39. Yeah, I'm a superstar.
  40. What's a Chachie?
  41. We need him back by 6, it's his birthday.
  42. You won't get a response from him like that.
  43. Stokes are weasels, Bart, they don't come in a can.
  44. We like Roy.
  45. There are only 49 stars on that flag.
  46. My butt is for sitting, not for kissing.
  47. You trash eatin' stink bags.
  48. I need tungsten to live.
  49. I wash my back with a rag on a stick.
  50. They got my bus pass.

 

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