Three Little Pigs
Go to Dinner
Three Little Pigs went out to
dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their
drink order.
"I would like a
Sprite," said the first
little piggy.
"I would like a Coke,"
said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots
of water," said the third
little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and
the waiter takes their
orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big
steak," said the first
piggy.
"I would like the salad
plate," said the second
piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots
of water," said the third
little piggy.
The meals were brought out and
a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if
the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana
split," said the first
piggy.
"I want a root beer
float," said the second
piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots
of water," exclaimed the
third little piggy.
"Pardon me for
asking," said the waiter, to
the third
little piggy, "but why have
you only ordered water all
evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
Hold on to your seat...
The third piggy says,
"Well, somebody has to go
'Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!"
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