TRAINS

Little Billy was playing in the cellar with his model train. He would stop the train at the station and say "If you want to ride the train get the Hell on. If you don't want to ride the train get the Hell off." He would run the train around the track and back to the station. And he would say, "If you want to ride the train get the Hell on. If you don't want to ride the train get the Hell off."

After hearing what Billy was saying, his mother came running down the stairs and scolded "Get up stairs to your room!!!"

After two hours, Billy's mother came up to his room and said "Okay, you come out of your room now and play with your train." Billy played with his train, and when it came into the station he said "If you want to ride the train get the Hell on. If you don't want to ride the train get the Hell off. And if you have a problem with the two hour delay, talk to the bitch upstairs."

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