First Swear Words
A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The
7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin
swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old
says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell'
and you say 'ass'." The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are
seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks
her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old
replies, "Aw hell, mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." WHACK! The surprised
mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his
behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger
son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" And the 4-year-old says..."I
don't know, but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
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