Salesman
A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange
behavior of the couple inside. The woman was running the lawn mower over the
carpet and the man had one hand dipped in a fishbowl and was playing with
himself with the other. The salesman assumed they were crazy and moved on.
After he'd finished his pitch at the next farmhouse, he mentioned what he'd
just seen. "Oh, those folks ain't crazy," the farmer said, "They're both deaf
mutes. She was telling him to mow the lawn, and he was telling her to go fuck
herself because he was going fishing."
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