Pussy Willow
There's an old man sitting on his porch, rocking in his rocking chair, a
little boy walks by carrying some chicken wire. The old man says "BOY!
Where you goin wit dat dere chicken wire?" The boy answers "I'm gonna
catch me some chickens." The old man says "Boy, you can't catch chickens
with chicken wire." The kid just walks past and the old man shakes his
head. About an hour later the kid comes back with dozens of chickens.
The next day the old man is rocking on his porch, the same boy walks by
with some duct tape, the old man says "BOY! where you goin wit dat dere
duck tape?" The kid says "I"m gonna catch me some ducks." The man says
"Boy, you can't catch ducks with duck tape." The kid walks by and the old
man just shakes his head. About an hour later the kid comes back with
dozens of ducks.
The next day the old man is rocking on his porch, and the boy walks by
with a pussy willow branch, the old man says "BOY! Wait right dere, I'm
gonna get my coat!"
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