TELL IT TO THE MARINES

A little kid watched the drunk marine go into the bathroom. As the marine was taking a leak the kid asked, "Are you really a marine?" The marines replied, "Yes, do you want to wear my hat?" The kid said, "Oh yes,"and the marine gave him his hat.

A minute later a sailor walked into the restroom and the kid said, "Are you reallya sailor?" The sailor said, "Yeah...ya wanta suck my cock?" The kid pulled off his hat and said, "Oh no!! I'm not really a marine!"

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