Geronimo

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive young lady. In a short while, they strike up a conversation. The guy asks the lady what she does for a living and she tells him that she is a grad student.
"Oh, really. What are you studying?", he asks.
"Physiology," she responds.
"Any specific area?" he inquires.
"As a matter of fact, " she says, "I'm studying the size of the human penis."
"So, what race has the largest?" he asks.
"Well," she says, "there are two ways to measure: size and length. The longest on average are the American Indians and the widest on average are the Irish.
But really, that's enough about me. Who are you, and what do you do?"
Let me introduce myself," he says, "my name is Geronimo O'Reilly!"
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