COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM- FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
Time Limit: 3 WKS
- What language is spoken in France?
- Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
- Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
- What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
- Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
- What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little
hand is on the 5?
- How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
- What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
- Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
- Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
- Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
- Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
- What are coat hangers used for?
- The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what
country?
- Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
- Where is the basement in a three story building located?
- Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin
- Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you
have?
- What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
- The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting
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