The Donor
One day a woman was going to sell some blood. When she got on to the
elevator, she told the attendant that she was going to the seventh floor. A
man got on at the same time and said he was going to the fifth floor. On the
way up the woman mentioned that she was going to sell her blood and she would
get $25. The man replied that he was going to the sperm bank and he would get
$35. She started thinking about this and figured out that she was on the
short end of the stick. The next day, she got back on the elevator, was
holding one hand over her mouth and held up five fingers.
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