Clinton's Trade

President Clinton just arrived in Washington yesterday and he was met by the Joint Chiefs. Clinton walked off the plane carrying a small pig in his arms which he seemed very attached to. Passing the Army Chief of Staff, Clinton stopped to pass on greetings to General Jones, but before Bill could even get a word out,Gen Jones remarked "nice pig sir". Clinton, pleased that his prized Arkansas Razorback was noticed, replied "thanks General Jones, isn't she a beaut, I got it for Hillary.". Not at a loss for words the General replied.."Nice Trade Sir"

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