Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and a son were elected by the tribe to go out and
get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a
path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh,
Dad, there's one." "No," said the father, "There's not enough meat on
that one to feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later,
along came this really overweight man. The son said, "Hey Dad, he's plenty
big enough." "No," said the father, "We'll all die of a heart attack from
the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About and hour later, this absolutely
gorgeous woman walks by. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with
that one Dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father, "We will not eat her
either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because we are going to take her back
alive and eat your mother!"
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