Blonde Joke


Three blonde women stand in front of a wide river and think of how they could get to the other side. Suddenly a faerie appears to them and says each of them had one wish. So the first one says, I wanna be a hundred times as smart as I am now. Then she cuts a tree and rows over the river. The second looks at that and says, I wanna be thousand times as smart as I am now. Then suddenly she jumps to the next trees, cuts them all and builds a boat. Then she sails over the river. The third one says: Fine. I wanna be a million times as smart as I am now, so she looks up to see the bridge.


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