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Today is Tuesday August 7 the 219th day of 2007. There
are 146 to
go. The Sun is at 14-15 Leo The moon is waning.
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If I
hadn't seen this Cramer meltdown, I wouldn't have believed it
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Frae
Ocicat, who still lives near where me um grew up (Glasga)
Ode
To John Smeaton.
'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say
A fanatic muslim b*****d
Wiz doin' what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wummin driver
Or at least someone half-******
But tae his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged tae grasp his hand
But a flamin' Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hisself oan fire
An' swung oot at the polis
GBH his one desire
Noo that's no richt oor Johnny cried
An' sallied tae the fray
A left hook an' a heid butt
Required to save the day
Noo listen up Bin Laden
Yir sorts nae wantit here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will hae nae bloody truck
So tak' yer worldwide Jihad
And get yersel' tae f***
Ah heard the burning terrorists name was "Singe Maheed"
'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say
A fanatic muslim b*****d
Wiz doin' what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wummin driver
Or at least someone half-******
But tae his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged tae grasp his hand
But a flamin' Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hisself oan fire
An' swung oot at the polis
GBH his one desire
Noo that's no richt oor Johnny cried
An' sallied tae the fray
A left hook an' a heid butt
Required to save the day
Noo listen up Bin Laden
Yir sorts nae wantit here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will hae nae bloody truck
So tak' yer worldwide Jihad
And get yersel' tae f***
Ah heard the burning terrorists name was "Singe Maheed"
if
you need anything "translated", just ask.........
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Geezer's favoite things
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Poligrip and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things....
When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my
favourite things,
And then I don't feel so
bad.
Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.....
Back pains, confused
brains, and no fear of sinnin,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things...
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things...
When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great
life I've had,
And then I don't feel so
bad....
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OK, move along, that's all there is, move along please ....
OK, move along, that's all there is, move along please ....
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