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Today is Tuesday, February 27, the 58th day of 2007. There are 307 to go. The Sun is at 8-9 Pisces The moon is waxing.
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Some "oughta be" words
 
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
 
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
 
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
 
Dadicated: being the best father you can be.
 
Ecrastinate: checking your e-mail just one more time.
 
Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.
 
Gabberflasted: the state of being speechless due to someone else talking too much.
 
Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.
 
Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood.
 
Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists.
 
Knewlyweds: second marriage for both.
 
Lamplify: turning on (or up) the lights within a room.
 
Mandals: sandals for men.
 
Nagivator: someone who constantly assists with driving directions in an overly critical manner.
 
Obliment: an obligatory compliment.
 
Pestariffic: adjective describing a particularly pesty person.
 
Qcumbersome: a salad that contains too many cucumbers.
 
Ramdumbtious: a rowdy, energetic person who's not too bright.
 
Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships.
 
Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses.
 
Unbrella: an umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.
 
Vehiculized: you own a vehicle.
 
Wackajacky: very messed up.
 
Xerocks: two identical pieces of stone.
 
Yawnese: the language of someone trying to speak while yawning.
 
Zingle: a single person with a lot of pep in his or her step.
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FromKitcajun
 
I came across this phrase yesterday "FENDER SKIRTS".

 

    

 


 A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like "curb feelers"

 

And "steering knobs." (AKA) suicide knob

 

 Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.

Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you. 

  Remember "Continental kits?"

They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental. 

 

  When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?"

At some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake." 

 I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot feed." 

 Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the "running board" up to the house? 

   Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore - "store-bought." Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy. 
       
  "Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term "world wide" for granted This floors me.   
         
 On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure. 
           
 When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family way?" It's hard to imagine that the word "pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company So we had all that talk about stork visits and "being in a family way" or simply"expecting." 

   Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just "bra" now "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be understood at all. 
         
  I always loved going to the "picture show," but I considered "movie" an affectation. 

  Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down! 

   Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffee maker." How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this. 
               
  I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!" 
           
   Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore. 

  Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me most "supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts. 

  Someone forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a "certain age" would remember most of these. 

 

Just for fun, Pass it along to others of

"a certain age"!  

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.
 
I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowingup in this high wind?"
 
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
 
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"
 
said the gentleman in earnest.
 
The woman looked down,then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down thereis 85 years old.
 
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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