**** T sees the episodes before anyone else in the group **** (T)The best thing I can say about tonight's episode was that the Snackwell's commercial was funny. My personalities called in a pizza and kept switching the channel to The Practice. (L)Oh my. Well at least The Practice is good, eh? A decently intelligent Bobby in that one. ;) (T)I didn't see who wrote this one, as a matter of fact I walked in the door just in time to see it come on and missed all the big words. (L)Okay... I'm gonna bet the names Glen Morgan and James Wong were not anywhere in the credits. (T)Bobby is cute in the beginning but the writers have definitely taken our Hunny away from the jailbait and turned him into a whorebait. (heavy sigh) (L)(HEAVIER SIGH) Is it required that we have a *dog* in the house? And couldn't it be someone else? Oh... yeah... Wendell's too mature and AJ has Anni... Damn... How about Kelly? He can go be the hunka hunka burnin' love next week, okay? (T)I think the writing sessions must go something like this: (L)(GASP) You think they really have writing sessions? I thought they were just a bunch of drunk chimpanzees in a room full of typewriters. (T)Stupid Writer #1 (All Stupid Writers will now be known as SW. It won't matter what number they are cause Stupid Writers are interchangable like nerds) (L)Oh no... Nerds are much more interesting than stupid writers. At least some of the stuff they come up with is cool. Don't believe me? Go play with your computer. (T)"Gee, fellow SWs, I found this really cool site on the S:AAB Mission Status and it has lots of terms that those uh...guys we write about use. What is it they're called again? I can never remember that word!!" (T)SW#2 "You mean Marines?" (T)SW#1 "Yeah! That's it! Marines. Anyway, I've got a great idea, one that will allow us to stop this stupid dialogue thingy stuff they want us to do. See this list of commonly used terms and phrases? If we just put all the marines to saying these phrases then we won't have to write anything meaningful or interesting. We can just rip off some more movie scenes and add the phrases and it'll be great." (L)The only bad part is that they aren't stealing from REALLY good movies and TV. I told you about that story idea about a new North Korean weapon that enhances fear right? I'd settle for that. (L)(L prays that the SW's get The Sci Fi Channel or break into RR's trailer and steal all the SAAB scripts that he cries over every time he gets a new PWoG one) (T)"We'll never have to think again!" (L) You mean they were thinking in the first place? (T)"We'd be good to go in full heavy metal jackets while we watch each other's sixes on the flyby." (L)(L sticks her index finger down her throat and makes gagging noise) (T)SW#2 "Wow!, that sounds like heaven. Maybe if I weren't writing for this stupid show I could do that Love Boat fanfic I've been dying to write!" (L)LOL! Is that the one where Julie and Gopher are taken hostage by South American Drug Cartel Henchmen? Or the IRA? Or Computer Terrorist? Or North Koreans? Or North Vietnamese? (T)SW#1 "Yeah, and I could go and write another Brady movie! Man that's where the money is I tell ya." (L)Oh no... The Brady Bunch movies were much better written than some of the early PWoG episodes. Much! (T)SW#2 "But, you know SW#1, that woman that wrote that story last week wants us to uh..what was that word...develop..that's it! Develop the characters. She wants to start with Gopher" (L)*SNORT* Gopher! Uh. No. What was the photographer's name again? That guy. He was stylin' for the times. (T)"and have him go thru some steps to recovery from his childhood. Something like remembering and mourning and then on to revelation and rejoining. Maybe even bring in another new person to be his dad, another new character *not* to write for! She says it would be very touching and realistic, and she thinks it could be done tastefully. " (L)But not by them. ;) (T)"Then she wants to delve deeper into the relationship between those other two Marines...I can't think of their names right now. " (L)Corona and Bud? Oh no... that's what's in the fridge. Nachos and Pepsi? No... that was lunch... er... (T)"What do you think of that? I think she's just a trouble maker," (L)Must be. Bitch. (T)"but if she gets to Brolin we might have to actually produce something watchable." (L)Nope. I talked with her and she's going straight to the top. Her and Babs will nosh over some bagels and cream cheese as she outlines the changes needed to make Honey and her honey as cool as when Honey was on SAAB. (T)SW#1 "Who's Gopher?" (T)SW#2 "Oh, I meant Bobby!! Sorry. Uh, could you have someone in Continuity check those scripts? I sure hope I didn't make that mistake on paper." (T)SW#1 "Continuity? What's that??????" (L)Ummmm.... it's when you make sure that in two boob shots of the same woman she is wearing the same bikini top. (T)SW#2 "Oh and btw, I've been on the net and the women hate Janine. Word has come down to write her out, or at least not use her as much." (L)No Janine... you just described heaven! (T)"I guess they want to see Bobby with lots of stupid, brainless women every week instead of just one. " (L)Okay. Sorry. I was wrong. I'm back in hell and obviously so is poor Rodney Rowland. Gilly may just end up dumping him cause she's embarassed of the show. (T)"Women. And they call us brainless morons who only want to get laid. Go figure!" (L)(heavy sigh) (T)SW#1 "So what does Janine say about that?" (T)SW#2 "Well, Kristen, that is her name you know, Kristen is somewhat relieved. From the money she made when Eyemark broke her contract she can go to college and hopefully someday get a real job where she won't be subjected to cameramen who can only focus on her boobs." (L)I could support that decision. (T)SW#1 "Her name is Kristen? Hey! Wait a minute I liked the boobshots." (L)How did we know? (T)SW#2 "Well of course you did, you're a white male age 18 to 35. It's all you've known since the crib. You're so trained by the media that you salivate senselessly at the sight of cleavage on your way to buy useless material possessions you don't even have room for on a credit card you've charged to the max." (L)Now, now, T. If by the media you mean television, movies, and print media... well then you're right. (T)SW#1 "Really? Cool. Oooh! Oooh! I just found another great acronym at this site! It's FUBAR. Can I use? Can I huh? Huh? Can I?" (L)(My apologies to M&W and Morgan Weisser) "SW, you're livin' it, whattaya wanna use it for?" (T)SW#2 "Better check with Legal." (T)SW#1 "We have a Legal?" (L)Yeah... and it ain't your briefs. (T)SW#2 "Ah, go ahead and put it in. The viewers will be so impressed with all the military jargon they'll never notice a new word here and there. By the way, what does FUBAR stand for????" (T)SW#1 "I don't know, let me look it up in my Sesame Street Dictionary. " (L)Nawww... he had to turn the Sesame Street Dictionary in cause it used too many big words. He traded it in for a Barney the Dinosaur one. (T)"AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FF Ah! Here it is..huh, that's strange. There's just one definition and it says 'Pensacola: Wings of Gold'". (L)LOL! Oh my... so I'm gonna guess this episode is NOT an improvement on the last one. (T)Set goes dark. (L)But their brains are already dim. (T)Well, all I can say, other than what I've already said is don't waste any tape. (L)But it has Rodney in it. Anything ... Baywatch and Hearts Adrift included must be taped if Rodney graces the screen even for a few seconds. (T)Anni and AJ's dialogue is first-grade and I mean 'as in the first grade,' not the level. (L)Oh my. Is it as bad as the "baby duck" analogy of the pilot ep? (shudder) (T)Bobby, as I've mentioned, has been reduced to a mindless slut - but he's still beautiful.;p (L)Damn. A mindless slut and I'm nowhere around? What is this world coming to?! (T)Wendell. Well, Wendell all I can say is when you're kidnapped by terrorists and your secret spy goggles show that they're looking right at you, it might be more discrete not to shout out that you're a US Marine and talk out loud to people who aren't there. (L)Oh my. Not that old trick. God... I don't even think they used that on Miami Vice... even in the later years. (T)Fortunately for us this is horror and anything goes in this genre. (L)Well... if you put it in the horror genre.... maybe it ain't so bad. (T)No script, no plot, no skin, no nuzzling, (L)No nuzzling? (sniff, sniff) (T)no Lt. Cmdr. Keaton ;D (I *still* like her), (L)Hell, if tramps are the only other choice then I sure as hell would prefer her. I might even let skanky old Betsey Wetsey Janine come back just for a breather. (T)no humor, (L)Well... it's not like that worked most of the time anyway.... so not a real big loss there.... (T)no awwwwwww's, no good combat scenes, (L)No good shoot 'em up stuff where someone yells Ooo-Rah! and you feel like doing it with them? :( (T)no hormonal estrogen overloads. (L)Well at least my brain will be clear. (T)Oh well. Next week it says AJ is charged with spying, yet the episode guide says that Bobby mans a new test plane. Odd. (L)Well doesn't it say he sneaks into some place and steals some equipment or information? Maybe that is it? (T)Hasta lavista all! If this seems harsh and gloomy blame it on the lack of estrogen. (L)No. I blame it on the writers. I blame everything on the writers. Poor Rod.... His publicist must be tired of saying that he's been on vacation all this time. (T)I was really looking forward to a fix this week, and barring that, I'd have settled for a good story. ********* Other reactions from the group ********* (K)T..say it isn't SOOO PLEASE!!!! No Nuzzle NUZZLE..no smooching between AJ and ANNI? No wendells funny lines or well we wont go to bobby? (L)Hey! (mumble, grumble) At least he takes his clothes off good.... (K)I will give your Bobby that much he does take his clothes off well, BUT from what I'm hearing he's going to have ALOT of practise...HEHEHEH..ok... (J)CLOTHES OFF????? AND I have to wait 57 minutes for this???? CLOTHES OFF...someone better make sure I survive this episode (J)Excuse me, but what episode were YOU watching? I did not go to bed, and am going to fall asleep at work, because I stayed up to watch this, based on the above comment. I could have taped this and watched it tomorrow. WAAHHH...Its not your fault, for all I know you were talking about something entirely different than what I read, but I've been ill for a week now and have to go to work in 20 minutes (its 11 PM here) and while I AM a VanFan and that looks FINE , so fine, in a tux....I would not have stayed up to watch it...had I not read whatever it was I read in that. email. (T)Hardy har K :) Just wait til Anni dumps AJ and he heads off to some bar and gets laid by a guy dressed as a hooker. We'll see who's making smart comments then. ;) (T) J! *Nobody* takes their clothes off. There was *no* mercy in this one. It was Pure -Tedious - Mediocrity. Yes some people got shot, but they *even* messed that up for me; and you all know how much I love violence and big guns and sparkly bombs and tremendous persplosions. 8-) It was just plain old boring but I got spoiled by those two really good episodes. Well 'good' is relative I guess. :) Those better episodes. And AJ and Anni try, God love their little hearts! They utter those stupid worn out lines that every show has ever had with lots of emotion...but I'm just sooooo tired it. And they make Anni paranoid over other women. That pisses me off, especially in light of the fact that the writers have thrown up this road block to a really good path. Bastards. Rat Bastards. And then his surprise turn-around in the end. Like something about their mission would have turned him around. Sorry, I ...must.... stop....raving. (J)NOW someone tells me...AFTER I stay up past my bedtime, waiting to see IT....oh well, I thought at LEAST we'd get to see Wendell change into that tux, and MAN RvJ looks NICE with glasses....and woo woo, Wendell gets to jump and we get not one comment from the others about it...and AJ, stop trying to hog the action you luscious thing you, although OHMYGAWD I just had a flash of Sal in a TUX...okay, okay, I can breathe now, I really can...After all WENDELL is the recon man... (H), Rodney van Johnson in a Tuxedo...now THAT was **fine**. Way fine. Come here and let me undresss you darling... (J)Personally I thought they should have shot that Ross Perot wannabe's commando DEAD and left him there, the IDIOT. (K)THE stupid snopsis says that Anni gives AJ the cold sholder and that they talk serious... (L)Methinks we need to go back and read the synopsis' to previous eps and see if they correspond to what we saw. Fox was notoriously BAD about SAAB ads so I'm thinking the same type of idiocy is at work here. (K)AHHH ME WANT NUZZLE NUZZLE...you cna't give me NUZZLE NUZZLE kiss kiss 2 weeks in a row and then HAVE THIS!!!! WHAT THE HELL????!!! (L)Hey! I say be happy for those two eps. At least your honey bunny isn't a full on whore bait like mine. Mr. Louisville Slugger has begun calling to me... (L)Mr. Louisville Slugger: Pssst. Pssssssst! L. L! You know you want to drive to San Diego. C'mon girl... you can do it. It's not that far. We can stop at any mall on the way too. I promise. You can teach those writers a few lessons with a couple of whacks of me upside their heads. C'mon.... knock some sense into them... make them have Bobby grow up and get a REAL woman... make them have Wendell do something else besides being the token person of color.... make them make Anni and AJ have a real discussion... and maybe some more nuzzling... make them make Brolin take that stick out of his butt... C'mon... Remember all those great Nordstrom Department Stores in San Diego? Well I promise that you can go to all four of them and even check out the men's department. Maybe you can even pick out some decent clothes for Rod Rowland to wear to the Golden Globes when he shows up on his girlfriend Gillian Anderson's arm. How dare she sleep with your boyfriend? I mean... (L)Ooops.... got a bit off topic there... ;-) (K)If you can hit them..I'll chase them down for you and hold em...Just a few wacks.. (K)I"m sulking now.. *********** After all but D had seen the episode ************* (K)anyways..ok first scene..Bobby is making an f18 out of a borito and he gets a women??? didn't his momma tell him NOT to play with his food?!! Wendell looked super sensative about the whole carabean thing...Aj and ANni..ok last thing we see is them kissing..next thing we see is her saying First we're close now we're acting like nothing happened!! Exactly..why are you acting like nothing happened?!! and WHEN did he say he wanted a Tradional women??!! DId I miss something here???!!! So bobby is now a whore..OK...I can't believe I'm actually WANTING and asking about Janine's where abouts..that is sad!! (K)So AJ watched Seasame street when he was little..guess it payed off! he can count money??!! ok have no clue what that was about but it was dumb as hell! I love you you love me..LEts hang barrney from a tree with a great big rope and a nuse around his neck..let's send barney straight to heck!! (K)ok..NOw I"m watching this scene with AJ tell Kelly about the pool..it's raining..it's pouring the old man isn't getting wet!! neither is Anni who is standing out in the rain! (K)Lindstrom I dont get it...YOU THINK???!!! So this is going to be marine thing? It is a marine thing? You have to work on these things!! She's scared he's scared..I think she's really scared..and he's like whatever lindstrom! (K)the rest was just down right stupid..stupide freaking mother of all stupid. Did the writers use up all there brain power for Acceptable casualties, Company Town and Trials and tribulations. Then say..well let's just throw something together and see what the hell happens...IT SUCKED! I'm not talking it hoovered..it vacumed..IT SUCKED!!!! (K)I think the only line damn worth mentioning was at the end when Anni said..why AJ Conaway..I DO Declare...I was laughing.. (K)oh one other thing..when they are jumping out of the plane..it's funny I don't know if it's sal or Rodney..but if you listen to the screaming of geronimo on the way down its sounds funny as hell! (M)I didn't think this episode was *that* bad. (It certainly wasn't good, but .... ) (M)Simone was an ass -- wish Maurice had picked up a gun at the end and just blown him away. Ashley was ok. Her dad was a pain -- and an idiot. Amazing how his hand-picked *bulldog* or whatever was the only one who lived. (M)AJ & Anni -- ok, I bet some think that this made no sense. I found that I could follow it *if* I made some assumptions. Namely that the kiss of last week happened several days ago; long enough for them to do some talking and AJ to start thinking out loud about the future. Obviously this guy doesn't do much thinking before talking sometimes! And, based on how fast Wendell moved away once AJ came back, I'm betting that at least he and Bobby have figured out that the two are 'together.' (M)Bobby -- no clue as to what is going on (or not) with him and Janine. They *are* at the Tailwind, aren't they? He doesn't have any concerns about her showing up? Again, it's almost like we've missed several developments over a period of several days. Like, maybe he broke it off and he and Kelly have gotten past whatever comments would have been said. (M)Loved Kelly's comment about how Bobby was definitely the most dangerous thing in the sky -- referring to his singing, not his flying! LOL! (M)(I was also expecting to see the doc in bed with Kelly; the requisite "wake someone up" scene that they did here just seemed to lend itself to that.)
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