Cal Stricklyn

AS THE WORLD TURNS

Having waited for too many harvest moons for the widow Snyder to make a decision about his marriage proposal, oil tycoon Cal Stricklyn, who was sick of tempering his desire while Emma baked pie after bloody pie, went a little AWOL when he wooed his current fiancee, songstress Lyla Peretti, whose waters run so deep they sit there. Shortly after, Lucinda invited Cal for a dip in her pool, a loll on her lounge chair and seconds in her sauna. Cal graciously and gratefully accepted and Lyla got bent out of shape. Is he a moron or what? Didn't he know that Lyla and Lucinda were mothers-in-law of the same couple? It's very bad form to date two women who know each other; it's lousy form to date two grandmothers of the same children. If the women liked each other before, which Lucinda and Lyla did, they surely won't after. If they hated each other before, one of them will die. The trick to two-timing is to make sure you're dating people who live in different time zones.

Link to Photo: Cal & Lyla

Photo Caption: Cal Stricklyn almost managed to get more than his oil supply cut off when he started two-timing Lyla.