Chicken Boo
	    (To the tune of "Charlie Brown" by 'The Coasters')
		      {not the comic strip / cartoon}
			    By Larry L. Torrance

You've done karate,
	Been a Santa Claus,
But lose the disguise,
	They discover all your flaws.

Chicken Boo,
	Oh Chicken Boo,
Now who are you, 
	Oh Chicken Boo,
You're gonna get caught,
Just you wait and see.
*"B'gark, cluck cluck, cock-a-doodle-doodle-dee?"

As Piz-za Boo
	Their food to you did trust,
you delivered forty-two,
	Of six there was no crust

Chicken Boo,
	What's wrong with you,
You don't act
	Like chickens do.
You want to be like people,
You are a while, but then
People start 'a-yellin out "He's just a giant chicken!"

Boo-ryshnikov in the ballet starred,
In the Civil War, you were Boo-regard,
Wearing 'Spi-kees', you got hit quite hard.
"Buck-kaw?"
Yes, you!
"Bu-waaa"

As network programmer, you
	had the ratings clickin'
Until "Kellner" found out that 
	you're a giant chicken!

Chicken Boo,
	Oh Chicken Boo,
Now who are you, 
	Oh Chicken Boo,
You're gonna get caught,
Just you wait and see.
*"B'gark, cluck cluck, cock-a-doodle-doodle-dee?"

(*Translation -- Why is everybody always pickin' on me?)
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References		Episode # - Title

karate:			56-"Kung Boo"
Santa Claus:		50-"Jingle Boo"
Pizza Boo:		25-"Hercule Yakko"
General Boo-regard:	37-"General Boo-regard"
Spikes:			58-Boo Knows
Boo-ryshnikov:		18-"Boo-ryshnikov"
network programmer:	89-"The Boo Network"
				(Yes, I know that it was actually Plotz, 
				 but it sounded like something Kellner
				 has become well known for.)




"Animaniacs", and all characters thereof, are copyright and trademark of 
Warner Brothers Entertainment.  Their use in this article is only for 
editorial and entertainment value, and is in no way any attempt to abuse 
that copyright.  No profit has been or will be made from the presentation 
of this article.  

The song "Charlie Brown" is copyright of whoever owns the copyright?!?
	(As far as I know, it was originally performed by 'The Coasters'
in the 1950's.)