Top Ten Nicknames for
Mayor Jerry Brown

1. The Buddhist Brawler
2. Thich Nhat Huh?
3. Loud Bald Guy
4. Mayor Moonbeam
5. El Presidente (to himself, in the mirror each morning as he shaves)
6. Oakland's Big Bag o' Gas
7. Walking One-Man Disaster Zone
8. The Guy Who Saw Linda Ronstadt Naked Back When She Was Hot
9. Barzaghi's Meal Ticket
10. Insane Clown Posse of One