Coming Soon, to an Oakland theater near you... the re-release of a truly terrible film....

 
Vite, vite, Jerry! I am in a state of Pon Farr, and need l'amour or I will EXPLODE....
 
 
E.G.B. -- The Wretched Terrestrial
 

The adventures of a gullible old man and his pistol-packin', palsied pal from another planet....

 

And coming this summer....

We understand he wears a hat in this one....


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