Patrick's in a new movie! Ra!

Yeah -- really really really! We're not joking like we did that one time when we were mad at you for like not bringing the soda pop that one time so we told you that Patrick was going to, you know, play "Pierre" in a musical remake of "War & Peace" with Mandy Moore and you were like so bummed out when you told your friends and they laughed at you and pointed and Gray Davis said "Like, are you licking toads again like when we were in the desert that one time when it rained and you totally freaked?" that we thought you were gonna hurl yourself in front of a BART train or something, like, take a Xanax, jeezus.

Anyway, Patrick's new movie is called "Wakin' Up in Reno" and he's in it with Billy Bob Thorton who's like totally anorexic and weird and is married to Laura Croft's boobies. (Hee hee hee. Boobies!)

So the movie was supposed to be released like this month but they moved the date so we're not sure when it's coming out. Some people say you know it's because the movie totally blows but it can't, I mean, my gawd, PATRICK'S IN IT!!! It's gonna rawk da movie house!!!!

So, like, when we figure out when it's coming out, we're gonna sleep over at Pamela's house (if her dorky mother lets us) and be first in line at the theater. You in? (And don't think we're asking because you're the only one of us with a driver's license. Gawd. I mean, like, you are the treasurer.)

XXXOOOXXXOOO PATRICK SWAYZE FOREVER!!! XXXOOOXXXOOO

Respectfully submitted,