Best Portrayal of a Cannon Character

Best character performance from a cannon character (i.e. a character that was created and appears in the actual show)

And the nominees, in alphabetical order by title, are:

Title: Be It Ever So Humble
Author: LJ Groundwater
Character: Colonel Robert Hogan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1861083/1/

Title: Coffee, The Drink Of Life
Author: Capt. Cow
Character: Colonel Robert Hogan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2123259/1/

Title: Cockoo's Eggs
Author: netrat
Character: Colonel Wilhelm Klink
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1619116/1/

Title: Don't Squat With Your Spurs On
Author: R Cloud
Character: Sergeant Andrew Carter
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1845379/5/

Title: For Want Of A Beer
Author: Zoey Traner
Character: Corporal Peter Newkirk
URL: http://www.grooviespad.com/stalag13/library/Story.asp?story=126

Title: Good Samaritan
Author: Zoey Traner
Character: Sergeant Andrew Carter
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1971760/1/

Title: Home For Christmas 1941
Author: Marylinusca
Character: Sergeant Andrew Carter
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1652009/1/

Title: Put A Tiger In Your Tank
Author: LJ Groundwater
Character: Colonel Robert Hogan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1771849/1/

Title: Put A Tiger In Your Tank
Author: LJ Groundwater
Character: Tiger
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1771849/1/

Title: Shell Game
Author: Patti and Marg
Character: Colonel Wilhelm Klink
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1774033/1/

Title: The Secret Dream Of Rodney Crittendon
Author: Maylinusca
Character: Colonel Rodney Crittendon
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1860652/1/

Title: Two Missions For The Price Of One
Author: Jeff Evans/Agroovie1
Character: Sam Minsk (Vladmir)
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2030112/1/

Title: Welcome To Stalag 13
Author: LJ Groundwater
Character: Colonel Robert Hogan
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1687340/1/