Yes, I am accident prone.   I have broken my left shoulder, left elbow, cut my left thumb with an axe, ripped all the muscles and tendons in my left ankle, then, the penumbral experience of sticking my left hand into a snowblower.   It's a long story that I love to tell, but we'll leave it for my next installment of my website.

Be careful, God only gave each of us 10 fingers.   The club is real, it was formed in the 1940's in Michigan.   Do you know someone missing a digit, or part thereof??  Email me for an application, we hate new members.