How Many Dogs Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb???

Golden Retriever: The Sun is Shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just One. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that supid lightbulb!
Rottweiler: Make me.
LAB (uh,hum SCOUT): Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch,
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark...
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I'd like to watch...
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the little light bulbs in a circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZ
Cat: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs; so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?
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