Rules of Kira

1. If you leave a garden hose in my yard; it is mine to chew on.

2. If you have food in the house, it is mine to eat.

3. If you have fingers, they must rub my belly daily

4. If it meows, it must be licked.

5. If it looks human, it must be licked.

6. If a dog is within a one mile radius of the house, it must be examined closely.

7. If it is muddy, it must be rolled in.

8. Water from the garden hose is always better than water in my dog bowl.

9. Only plants approved by me can be planted in the garden.

10. If there is noise, I must scare it away with my mighty bark (unless I can lick whatever makes the noise). Back to Kira's Page Scout's Page Back Home