You carry your boots more than they carry you

The worst thing you got on your boots is gum

You wear spurs because they are cool

You don't like wranglers because they do  not fit loose 

The only place you wear a duster to is the mall or a club

You wear your hat backwards

You keep your hat in the trunk of your car

You don't take your hat off for the National Anthem

You carry an umbrella to keep your hat dry

You don't own  a hat

 You went deer hunting and shot  a horse

You think a strawberry roan is a drink

You think can chasing has something to do with drinking

You think calf roping is some form of restraint the police use

You think a piggin string is for catching pigs

Your car would fit in the back of a truck

The only lariat you have you drive

 The rodeo you are involved with has 4 wheels

You think PBR is a form of public radio

You are reading this to try and be a Cowboy

You really do not think this is funny