He's a Terror
Osama bin Laden
Abhors all that's mod'n.
The items he
craves
Are clustered in caves.
His taste in wives is eclectic,
But he's known to become
apoplectic
If they serve him some challah,
Or mispronounce:
"Allah."
Life's Not Fair
Prime Minister Blair
Is well aware
That he's twice as
smart
As his counterpart.
Opening Statement
I concede that she bludgeoned her uncle to bits
With a
three-wood, a lamp, and an axe,
But more and more often, the jury
acquits
Once it's listened to all of the facts.
A witness will say she had threatened to mince Stu
And bury
him under a tree.
But that is mere hearsay, and shouldn't convince you
Of
murder in any degree.
© 2001 John P. Cahill
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