Just plug any old value into N and get the result in A!  It works perfectly every time!
 
 

    Before using this equation, we have to assign a value to an event.  We use a scale of -10,000 to +10,000, with 0 being neutral.  Using this scale, the best possible thing that can happen to you on Earth would be assigned a value of 10,000, while the worst thing that can happen to you would have a value of -10,000.  Suddenly getting rich or finding a perfect spouse would yield values around 200-400.  Losing a spouse or going to prison for a year may yield values of -200 to -400.  Getting a massage without music may yield a value of around 30.  During boring work for less than an hour may yield a value of -5 or even -10.  Here are some examples of how this equation works for me:

    Getting a massage (over clothing)        30
    Watching Jeopardy (I HATE it!)         -20
    Interpretation of this equation:             Getting a massage is 600 times better than
                                                              watching Jeopardy!

    Please note that this equation works only with values equal to or less than -1 and with values equal to or greater than +1.  In addition, one of the variables must have a positive value while the other must be negative.  Later, this may be changed to a step function to help out with values between -1 and +1.

    As for values beyond -10,000 and +10,000, these would apply to eternal destiny.  Only going to Heaven would yield a value greater than 10,000, and only those living there can accurately give you such a value.  Likewise, only going to Hell would give you a value worse than -10,000.