A Collection of Noziam Quotations
for People with Pets with Persistent
Behavioral Problems
Some of this stuff is so darn
funny that you might laugh
yourself off your chair!
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A German Devil -- Complete with horns!
What to say to an overgrown puppy or overgrown kitten:
"You need wrapped up in
plastic, so you can SUFFOCATE--and be all nice and dead!"
What to say to an annoying dog or puppy:
"You know; You're the kind
of company that I'm happier without!"
Regarding a annoying and destructive
German Shepherd dog that we used to have
(His name was Bronson.):
"If you want to suffer
from depression, just consult Bronson! He is a PROFESSIONAL
at causing depression!"
Calling a bad dog over so that you can kill it:
"Here, dead poochie!"
Ready
to kill a German Devil (or other bad dog):
"Night Night, dead poochie!"
Rifle aimed right between the eyes of
a "German Devil"!