Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby .. somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal" is history.   


   Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... somebody never took a young child shopping. 


 Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.   


 Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"...somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.


 Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ... somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.   


   Somebody said you don't need an
education to be a mother...
somebody never helped a fourth 
grader with her school project. 


 Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first...somebody doesn't have five children  


   Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ... somebody never had a child stuff beans up her nose or in her ears.


  Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery...somebody never watched her "baby "get on the bus for the 
first day of kindergarten .. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp." 


 Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one 
hand tied behind her back .. somebody never organized seven giggling
Girl Scouts to sell cookies. 


  Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets 
married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or 
daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. 


  Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
...somebody never had grandchildren. 


 Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her....somebody isn't a mother.

 




Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life...and to anyone that has a mother...













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