How many dogs does it
take to change a light bulb?

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Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
| Border
Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code. |
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Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
Rottweiler: Make me.
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Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark. |
| Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! |
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German Shepherd: I'll change it as
soon as I lead these people from the dark, check
to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one takes
advantage of the situation. |
| Jack
Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
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Old
English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb! |
| Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark. |
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Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. |
| Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there..... |
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Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares? |
| Australian
Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in
a little circle... |
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Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry. |

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