Aussie Tracker

An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists
the Top End On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities
of the Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land,
through  the air, under the sea.



The Americans were incredulous.

Then later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and
discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine.
He had one ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg
was held high in the air.



The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the  prostrate Aborigine.

"Jacky," said the tour guide,
"what are you tracking and what are you listening for?"

The aborigine replied,
"Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant Ute.
It's red. The left front tyre is bald. The front end is out
of whack and it has dents in every panel..  There are
9 black fellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry.
There are 3 kangaroos on the roof
rack and 6 dogs on the front seat."

The American tourists moved forward, astounded by
this precise and detailed knowledge.

"God man, how do you know all that?," asked one.

The Aborigine replied,
"I fell out of the stupid thing
about half an  hour ago!"

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