 
Abbot
is the computer salesman,
and Costello is the customer.
ABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO:
Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den,
and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOT:
Mac?
COSTELLO:
No, the name's Lou.
ABBOT:
Your computer?
COSTELLO:
I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOT:
Mac?
COSTELLO:
I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOT:
What about Windows?
COSTELLO:
Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOT:
Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO:
I don't know. What will I see when I look
in the windows?
ABBOT:
Wallpaper.
COSTELLO:
Never mind the windows. I need a computer
and software.
ABBOT:
Software for Windows?
COSTELLO:
No. On the computer! I need something I
can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What have you got?
ABBOT:
Office.
COSTELLO:
Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?
ABBOT:
I just did.
COSTELLO:
You just did what?
ABBOT:
Recommend something.
COSTELLO:
You recommended something?
ABBOT:
Yes.
COSTELLO:
For my office?
ABBOT:
Yes.
COSTELLO:
OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOT:
Office.
COSTELLO:
Yes, for my office!
ABBOT:
I recommend office with windows.
COSTELLO:
I already have an office and it has
windows! OK, let's just say, I'm sitting at my
computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I
need?
ABBOT:
Word.
COSTELLO:
What word?
ABBOT:
Word in Office.
COSTELLO:
The only word in office is office.
ABBOT:
The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO:
Which word in office for windows?
ABBOT:
The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO:
I'm going to click your blue w if you don't
start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can
I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOT:
Yes, you want RealOne.
COSTELLO:
Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I
watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I
need!
ABBOT:
RealOne.
COSTELLO:
If it's a long movie I also want to see
reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOT:
Of course.
COSTELLO:
Great, with what?
ABBOT:
RealOne.
COSTELLO:
OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch
a movie. What do I do?
ABBOT:
You click the blue 1.
COSTELLO:
I click the blue one what?
ABBOT:
The blue 1.
COSTELLO:
Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOT:
The blue 1 is RealOne and the blue W is Word.
COSTELLO:
What word?
ABBOT:
The word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO:
But there's three words in office for
windows!
ABBOT:
No, just one. but it's the most popular Word
in the world
COSTELLO:
It is?
ABBOT:
Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other
Words out there.
COSTELLO:
And that word is RealOne?
ABBOT:
RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne
isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO:
Stop! Don't start that again. What about
financial bookkeeping, you have anything I can track
my money with?
ABBOT:
Money.
COSTELLO:
That's right. What do you have?
ABBOT:
Money.
COSTELLO:
I need money to track my money?
ABBOT:
It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO:
What's bundled to my computer?
ABBOT:
Money.
COSTELLO:
Money comes with my computer?
ABBOT:
Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO:
I get a bundle of money with my computer?
How much?
ABBOT:
One copy.
COSTELLO:
Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOT:
Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO:
They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOT: Why not, they own it.
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