How I Spent My Weekend 
By
Duke the Dog

Last Saturday. the big guy took me in the car with Mommy.

I knew it was going to be a special day because I was in Mom's new
Saturn.  It even has a built in dog house - all you do is fold down one
of the rear seats.  I could walk in and out of it.  Oh what fun!
 

Then we arrived at our destination - "Look Duke, it's DISNEY WORLD!!!"

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!  Happy dog! I'm a happy dog!

Hey! Wait a minute! Yeah this is Disney World but there is something missing.
Where is "It's a Small World"?  Or the "Pirates of the Caribbean"?
Wait! Where are you going?  Hey come back here!!!

I've been tricked!  Darn that mouse!!!

I did, however, get a Certificate from Mickey for being such a good guest.
 

But no matter what, there's no place like home, 
there's no place like home.

Ahhhhh.....now this is the life.
 

Home Sweet Home.