A BRIEF PHENOMENOLOGY OF SEXUAL SUBJECTS
moist ones, roughly circular in shape, reposing
in hairy neighborhoods; teddy bears, groaners,
gropers, nymphets, starlets, wimps werewolves,
teen-aged angels; strange, seductive, dripping,
cuddly, stiff, oversized, bulgy, pulpy, virile,
breedy ones; persons who make unbelievable
amounts of noise when orgasming; those reserved
for the use of highly-paid executives and govt.
officials; those who sit for hours on libidinous
bar-stools with their sexual legs crossed;
unfortunate ones who want to come very hard
but can't; those whose current unavailability
derives from immoderate attachments to absent
third parties; sluts, tarts, swines, erotopaths,
deep penetrators, drooling fellators;
bi-sexual tapdancers, bare-busted motorcycle
lesbians, topless post-doctoral masturbators,
amateurs appearing primarily in sex video films;
individuals of exceptional depravity who have
whorishly spread their erogenous wings and
flown away to sex heaven forever.