GIRAFFES ARE PEOPLE TOO...BUT WITHOUT ALL THE MADDNESS...
Permit me to introduce myself...I am DiannaGiraffe.
I am a hybrid Homogiraffen...
Fed up with humans and the way they exist, I decided to join the World of Giraffes.
Why? Because unlike Homospaiens, giraffes live together in peace, harmony and love.
Although, I cannot swin...I never have to worry about my diet or weight.
I am a vegetarian. I am tall, slender, and sleek. I have four (4) stomachs.
I can run extremely fast and often organize relay games for the heard.
I only sleep about 20 minutes a day...so I do not miss too much.
I possess the intellect of humans, but without the venon.
The Lions fear me, because I have been known to kill a lion or two,
with a 500 pound blowadministered by my head and neck...
BUT that was in defense of my young homogiraffen...
The Wrath of a Mother regarding the safety of her young prevails no matter what the species.
Since I am now a normad, most days are spend roaming our territory.
I not longer have to worry about what to wear to work...
or the house or car payments or
any of the other human stress factors.
Because I speak the human language with my prehensile tongue,
I have been places in a position
of high rank among the giraffes, negotiating with humans.
Humans are destroying our Natural Habitat
I am not to pleased about the male griaffe tasting my unrine, before mating,
but...one must take the good with the not so pleasant......
Our ONLY living relative is the OKAPI...
