REDNECK HUMOR

 Alabama Special Forces

 The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains
 of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy
 Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
 following information about the Taliban:
 1. The season opened last weekend.
 2. There is no limit.
 3. They taste just like chicken.
 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
 5. Some are gay.
 6. They don't like barbeque.
 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
 They should have them disposed of in about a week.