REDNECK HUMOR

WHO'S THE SMART ONE?

Andy was stopped by a game warden on Pitmam Crick, just South of
  Somerset, Ky. , recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a
  crick well known for its fishing.

  The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
  those fish?"

  "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish."

  "Pet fish?!"

  "Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de crick and let
  deM swim 'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into
  dere ice chests and I take dem home."

  "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

  Andy looked at the game warden for a moment and then said "It's de
  trut ma' fren, I'll show you. It really works."

  "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

  Then Andy poured the fish in to the bayou and stood and waited.
  After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,
  Well?"

  "Well, what?" said Andy.

  "When are you going to call them back?"

  "Call who back?"

  "The FISH!"

  "What fish?"