REDNECK HUMOR

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

BACKUP...What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE...Them's the fight'n rules down at the local bar.
BUG...The reason you give for calling in sick.
BYTE...What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
CACHE...Needed when you run out of food stamps.
CHIP...Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
TERMINAL...Time to call the undertaker.
CRASH...When you go to junior's party uninvited. 
DIGITAL...The art of counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE...Female Disco dancer.
FAX...What you lie about to the IRS.
HACKER...Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
HARDCOPY...Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
INTERNET...Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
KEYBOARD...Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
MAC...Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
MEGAHERTZ...How your head feels after 17 beers.
MODEM...What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
MOUSE PAD...Where Mickey and Minnie live.
NETWORK...Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE...Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM...Where the pope lives.
SCREEN...Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT...A red wine you drink with breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR...Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI...What you call your week-old underwear.